; Question Database
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; Question=This is the question?  (Max of 220 characters, please include the question mark)?
; Answer=This is the only correct answer (Max of 64 characters)
; Distractor=Up to 6 of these wrong answers can be added
; Difficulty=0
; Category=0
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; Difficulty: [0..20], or [1000, 2000, 4000, ... 1000000000]
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; Categories: Currently support up to 10 categories
; 0 = Miscelaeneous
; 1 = Sports
; 2 = Politics
; 3 = Geography
; 4 = Computers
; 5 = Arts and Entertainment
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Question=The heaviest baby born weighed how much?
Answer=* 23 lbs.
Distractor= 16 lbs.
Distractor= 12 lbs.
Distractor= 52 lbs., with a cupcake in hand.
Category=0
Difficulty=8

Question=Typically, human eye muscles move how many times a day?
Answer=*100,000+
Distractor=5,000-100,000
Distractor=1,000-5000
Distractor=10-20, if you're Al Gore?
Category=0
Difficulty=9

Question=The leading cause of death in the US is?
Answer=*Heart Disease
Distractor=Yani Albums
Distractor=Stroke
Distractor=Auto accidents
Distractor=Cancer
Category=0
Difficulty=15

Question=Which is the largest meat eater?
Answer=*Polar Bear
Distractor=Blue whale
Distractor=Oprah
Distractor=Giraffe
Distractor=African Gorilla
Distractor=Dennis Rodman
Category=0
Difficulty=7

Question=Snakes kill more people per capita in which locale?
Answer=*Sri Lanka
Distractor=The US Congress
Distractor=Arizona
Distractor=Guam
Distractor=Fiji
Category=0
Difficulty=15

Question=The largest cabbage ever recorded weighed?
Answer=*124 lbs.
Distractor=15 lbs.
Distractor=1,879 lbs.
Distractor=1.3 Gazillion lbs.
Category=0
Difficulty=13

Question=The largest Petunia grew to?
Answer=*13 ft.
Distractor=4 ft.
Distractor=212 ft.
Distractor=1.7 Gazillion ft.
Category=0
Difficulty=13


Question=The closest star to the Earth is?
Answer=*Sol
Distractor=Proxima Centauri
Distractor=Alpha Centauri
Distractor=Pluto
Distractor=Orion
Category=0
Difficulty=15

Question=The deepest point in any ocean is about how deep?
Answer=*7 miles
Distractor=1/2 mile
Distractor=52 miles
Distractor=2.3 Gazillion miles
Category=0
Difficulty=14

Question=About how many gallons of Budweiser are sold per year?
Answer=*1 Billion
Distractor=1.5 Million
Distractor=60 Billion
Distractor=500 Billion
Distractor=No clue, Ask Ted Kennedy
Category=0
Difficulty=12

Question=Which had more patents?
Answer=*Thomas Edison
Distractor=Alexander Graham Bell
Distractor=General William Electric
Distractor=Albert Einstein
Distractor=Imelda Marcos
Category=0
Difficulty=8

Question=What is the largest US state?
Answer=*Alaska
Distractor=Texas
Distractor=California
Distractor=Canada
Distractor=Jon Goodman
Category=0
Difficulty=7

Question=What is the smallest US state?
Answer=*Rhose Island
Distractor=Delaware
Distractor=Vermont
Distractor=Puerto Rico
Distractor=Dan Quayles brain
Category=0
Difficulty=8

Question=Who was the oldeset man to be elected US President?
Answer=*Ronald Reagan
Distractor=William Clinton
Distractor=George Washington
Distractor=George Taft
Distractor=Hillary Clinton
Category=0
Difficulty=10

Question=What is a Halberd?
Answer=*Weapon
Distractor=Type of chicken
Distractor=Beard style
Distractor=City in Europe
Distractor=Bird that Hal owns
Category=0
Difficulty=11

Question=A hurdy gurdy is a what?
Answer=*Musical Instrument
Distractor=Undergarment
Distractor=Rolling cot
Distractor=Medical Instrument
Distractor=Pole used for vaulting
Category=0
Difficulty=15

Question=Prometheus brought what to man?
Answer=*Fire
Distractor=Wind
Distractor=Sex
Distractor=Water
Distractor=War
Category=0
Difficulty=13

Question=A stalactite forms facing which direction?
Answer=*Downward
Distractor=Northward
Distractor=Upward
Distractor=Towards Sylvester Stallone
Distractor=East
Category=0
Difficulty=12

Question=The Berlin Wall came down during which Presidency?
Answer=*Ronald Reagan, he's the man!
Distractor=Bill Clinton, he's the man!
Distractor=George Bush, he's the man!
Distractor=Jimmy Carter, he's the man!
Distractor=Harry Truman, he's the man!
Category=0
Difficulty=10

Question=In 1979, what country stormed a US Embassy, taking staffers hostage for 444 days?
Answer=*Iran, those meanies!
Distractor=Iraq, those meanies!
Distractor=USSR, those meanies!
Distractor=Sri Lanka, those meanies!
Distractor=Rhode Island, those meanies!
Category=0
Difficulty=10

Question=Paper is composed mostly of which?
Answer=*Wood
Distractor=Quatro-triticalee
Distractor=Tholian webs
Distractor=Corbomite
Distractor=Di-lithium
Category=0
Difficulty=1

Question=If a ton of bricks were dropped from a mile up, on top of Bill Clinton, it would accelerate at what rate?
Answer=*32 feet per second
Distractor=18 MPH
Distractor=He is Superman, and would melt them
Distractor=They would float upward!
Category=0
Difficulty=8

Question=If 50 US Senators were on a bus, and it drove off a cliff, how many US Senators would be left?
Answer=*50
Distractor=I dunno, but its a good start!
Distractor=100
Distractor=0
Category=0
Difficulty=2

Question=Santas lead reindeer is named what?
Answer=*Rudolph
Distractor=Jimmy the Greek
Distractor=Al Capone
Distractor=Zsa Zsa Gabor
Distractor=Duffy
Distractor=The idiot in front
Category=
Difficulty=1

Question=Which button contains the number two?
Answer=*2
Distractor=1
Distractor=3
Distractor=What the heck?
Category=
Difficulty=0


Question=Pokemon stands for which?
Answer=*Pocket Monster
Distractor=Poking Man
Distractor=Poor King
Distractor=Rip Off!
Category=
Difficulty=3


Question=Supermans shorts are what color?
Answer=*Red
Distractor=Green
Distractor=Black and white
Distractor=Brown in back, yellow in front
Distractor=I give up, ask Lois Lane!
Category=
Difficulty=1


Question=Captain Kirks first officer was who?
Answer=*Spock
Distractor=Dr. "He's dead, Jim" McCoy
Distractor=Scotty
Distractor=Mr. "It was inwented in Wussia" Checkov
Distractor=Al "I invented the internet" Gore
Category=
Difficulty=3


Question=If Mr. Spock pinched your neck, which is most likely to happen?
Answer=*You'd be knocked out
Distractor=You'd be getting a hotel room
Distractor=You'd have a multi-legged creature there
Distractor=You'd kick him in the crotch
Category=
Difficulty=3


Question=Captain Kirks ship was named what?
Answer=*Enterprise
Distractor=Garbage Scow
Distractor=Lollipop
Distractor=Nimitz
Distractor=Tiberius
Distractor=Voyager
Category=
Difficulty=1


Question=In Star Trek: The Next Generation, Picards first officer is called what?
Answer=*Number One
Distractor=Counselor
Distractor=Dummy
Distractor=Bro
Distractor=Dude
Distractor=Butterfingers Bill
Category=
Difficulty=3


Question=How many correct answers are there to each question?
Answer=*One
Distractor=Two
Distractor=Two
Distractor=Three
Distractor=Hah, Its a trick! NONE!
Category=
Difficulty=1


Question=If Tonya Harding gave you a one finger salute, how many fingers would she be using?
Answer=*One
Distractor=High Five
Distractor=Ten
Distractor=None
Distractor=No clue, ask Nancy Kerrigan
Category=
Difficulty=2


Question=If Clinton stashed 4 gals in one closet, and 3 in another, how many total gals would he have stashed?
Answer=*7
Distractor=4
Distractor=3
Distractor=How dare you!
Distractor=Counting the ones under the bed?
Category=
Difficulty=2


Question=Gilligans Island featured a character named what?
Answer=*Gilligan
Distractor=Scarface
Distractor=Darth Maul
Distractor=Daisy Duke
Distractor=Kimba
Distractor=Ken Starr
Category=
Difficulty=0


Question=Would Michael Jacksons hair burn in a vaccum?
Answer=*No
Distractor=Yes
Distractor=Like, in a Hoover you mean?
Distractor=I wanna find out!!
Distractor=Hey, that's downright mean!
Distractor=Beats me, Ask Pepsi
Category=
Difficulty=2


Question=If Al Gore blinked his eyes once in 1 hour, and twice the next, how many total blinks would that be?
Answer=*3
Distractor=Zero, he's dead I think!
Distractor=Al moved?
Distractor=Did you check his batteries?
Distractor=How dare you insult a Democrat!!
Distractor=100,000?
Category=
Difficulty=1


Question=If one politician stole $10 from you, and another politician stole $20, how much would that be total?
Answer=*$30
Distractor=That's it? It's usually way more!
Distractor=All politicians are honest!!
Distractor=$10
Distractor=$20
Category=
Difficulty=1


Question=If Pamela Anderson smooched you 3 times on one cheek, and 4 on the other, how many total smooches would that be?
Answer=*7
Distractor=WOOHOO!!
Distractor=Did she wash her mouth first?
Distractor=4
Distractor=3
Category=
Difficulty=2


Question=If a Backstreet Boy smooched you 2 times on one cheek and 2 on another cheek, how many smooches would that be?
Answer=*4
Distractor=On "another" cheek?
Distractor=2
Distractor=3
Distractor=WOOHOO!
Category=
Difficulty=2


Question=If Bill Gates got hit with 2 Apple pies, and 6 Boston Cream pies, how many total pies would that be?
Answer=*8
Distractor=2
Distractor=6
Distractor=Who cares, WOOHOO!
Distractor=No one would hit him with a pie!
Distractor=Impossible! He owns all the pies!
Category=
Difficulty=1


Question=If Robin Givens had 24 Cupcakes for breakfast, and 36 for lunch, how many total would that be?
Answer=*60
Distractor=71
Distractor=52
Distractor=Hah! You forgot all the twinkies!
Distractor=Hey, that's plain mean!
Category=
Difficulty=2


Question=If 2 cops split a dozen donuts evenly, how many donuts would each cop have?
Answer=*6
Distractor=Cops don't eat donuts!
Distractor=12
Distractor=2
Distractor=Donuts? Where?
Category=
Difficulty=1


Question=If you were driving 50 miles an hour, and a cop gave you a ticket for 70 mph, how much would he be exaggerating by?
Answer=*20 mph
Distractor=70 mph
Distractor=50 mph
Distractor=Hah! Cops never lie!
Distractor=Huh, they didnt notice the cocaine?
Category=
Difficulty=1


Question=How do you spell the word "easy"?
Answer=*EASY
Distractor=HARD
Distractor=MADONNA
Distractor=HUH?
Distractor=EZ
Category=
Difficulty=1


Question=How do you spell the word "moron"?
Answer=*MORON
Distractor=MORE ON
Distractor=DAN QUAYLE
Distractor=BRAINIAC
Distractor=The answer is in the question?
Category=
Difficulty=1



Question=How do you spell the word "fat"?
Answer=*FAT
Distractor=CRISCO
Distractor=PHAT
Distractor=FART
Distractor=HEY! I'm just "skinny challenged"!
Category=
Difficulty=0


Question=How do you spell the word "stinker"?
Answer=*STINKER
Distractor=CLINTON
Distractor=NIXON
Distractor=GATES
Distractor=MY SOCKS
Category=
Difficulty=0


Question=How do you spell the word "geek"?
Answer=*GEEK
Distractor=MCCAIN
Distractor=GATES
Distractor=ANDREESON
Distractor=GORE
Category=
Difficulty=0


Question=How do you spell the word "steal"?
Answer=*STEAL
Distractor=CONGRESS
Distractor=WHITEWATER
Distractor=S&L
Distractor=STEEL
Distractor=TAX INCREASE
Category=
Difficulty=0


Question=What does the seven-spiked crown on the Statue of Liberty represent?
Answer=*Continents
Distractor=Religions
Distractor=Fighting off evil spirits
Distractor=Sun rays
Distractor=Seven Spikes
Distractor=There are only 6 spikes
Category=0
Difficulty=10        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=What was the Roman Colosseum built for?
Answer=*Sports Arena
Distractor=Shakespeare Theater
Distractor=Spiritual gathering
Distractor=Educational institute
Distractor=Snarfblat employee deathmatches
Distractor=Ballet
Category=0
Difficulty=5        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=Where is the original Taj Mahal located? 
Answer=*India
Distractor=Iraq
Distractor=Turkey
Distractor=Iran
Distractor=Egypt
Distractor=Snarfblat Headquarters
Category=0
Difficulty=14        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000

Question=What are Gemelli, Orzo, Armoniche, and Bucatini?
Answer=*Types of pasta
Distractor=Perfume brands
Distractor=Designer clothing
Distractor=Astrological symbols
Distractor=Snarfblat employee names
Category=0
Difficulty=7        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=What does Geronimo's name really mean?
Answer=*One Who Yawns
Distractor=One Who Conquers
Distractor=The Dynamite One
Distractor=One With Braveheart
Distractor=I'm opening up a can of woop-ass!!
Category=0
Difficulty=17        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=What is Elvis Presley's middle name?
Answer=*Aaron
Distractor=Cutie
Distractor=Arnold
Distractor=The King
Distractor=Edward
Distractor=Irving
Category=0
Difficulty=15        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000

Question=For whom is the Boston Red Sox 'Curse of the Bambino' named?
Answer=*Babe Ruth
Distractor=Baby Face Nelson
Distractor=Salem Witches
Distractor=Mr. Snarfblat
Distractor=Ronald Reagan
Distractor=El Nino
Category=0
Difficulty=13        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=Which fast food chain sells the 'Whopper'?
Answer=*Burger King
Distractor=MacDonalds
Distractor=Wendy's
Distractor=Dunkin Donuts
Distractor=Kentucky Fried Chicken
Distractor=Victorias Secret
Category=0
Difficulty=3        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000

Question=What does 'Los Angeles' mean?
Answer=*The Angels
Distractor=The Englishmen
Distractor=Crime
Distractor=Smog
Distractor=Desert Kingdom
Distractor=Hollywood
Category=0
Difficulty=4        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000

Question=What do lumberjacks yell when they cut down a tree?
Answer=*Timber!
Distractor=Coming down!
Distractor=MUHAHAHAHA!
Distractor=Holy cow!
Distractor=RUN!!
Distractor=DIE OWLS DIE!
Category=0
Difficulty=0        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000

Question=Which branch of the US military has the most expensive toilet?
Answer=*Air Force
Distractor=Army
Distractor=Marine
Distractor=Navy
Distractor=Coast Guard
Category=0
Difficulty=10        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=How many legs does a snake have?
Answer=*None
Distractor=Two
Distractor=Four
Distractor=Six
Distractor=Uhh, lawyers have 2?
Category=0
Difficulty=1        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=Bacon comes from which animal?
Answer=*Pig
Distractor=Chicken
Distractor=Baconbeast
Distractor=Cow
Distractor=Dog
Distractor=Platypus
Category=0
Difficulty=0        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=What were British soldiers called during the American Revolution?
Answer=*Redcoats
Distractor=Lobsters
Distractor=Tuxedos
Distractor=Gentlemen
Distractor=Stiffs
Distractor=Flatulent Buttheads
Category=0
Difficulty=3        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=Where was the fork invented?
Answer=Thailand
Distractor=England
Distractor=USA
Distractor=Italy
Distractor=Hungary
Distractor=France
Category=0
Difficulty=19        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=Why are the portraits on coins always in profile?
Answer=*So the noses won't be rubbed off
Distractor=Frontal views can't fit
Distractor=Superstition
Distractor=So they face Westward
Distractor=So they look cooler
Category=0
Difficulty=14        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000

Question=Why did it take 36 years to complete the Washington Monument?
Answer=*Lack of funds
Distractor=Bugs
Distractor=It fell twice
Distractor=Construction workers were slow
Distractor=Marble shortage
Distractor=Windows crashed, the plans were lost
Category=0
Difficulty=15        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000

Question=What is the Panda bear's main food supply?
Answer=*Bamboo leaves
Distractor=Honey
Distractor=Bananas
Distractor=Eucalyptus leaves
Distractor=Rabbits
Category=0
Difficulty=16        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000


Question=Who said "I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky"?
Answer=*Bill Clinton
Distractor=Al Gore
Distractor=Ken Starr
Distractor=Henry Hyde
Distractor=Jennifer Flowers
Distractor=Pretty much everyone
Category=0
Difficulty=3        ; Can use 0..20 or 1000...1000000000
