
Canonical List of Famous Last Words


: 001-"Let's go in."

: 002-"Let's not go in."

: 003-"I follow them."

: 004-"I stab the dragon and tell it to get off me."

: 005-"I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the
:      extra-healing potion."

: 006-"I kill it."

: 007-"Let me handle this."

: 008-"Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?"

: 009-"What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over
:      again..."

: 010-"Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"

: 011-"Why is your torch flame turning blue?"

: 012-"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

: 013-"Trust me."

: 014-"I never get lost."

: 015-(A corridor ahead is full of brown mold)
:    "I cast Fireball down the hall, then send my fire elemental to investigate."

: 016-"Dammit, this thing won't die!"

: 017-a)"I bet without Mjolnir you're a real wuss."
:     b)"He looks like a wuss to me."

: 018-"He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"

: 019-"They're only kobolds!"

: 020-"Hey, this chest just bit me!"

: 021-"I try to move silently in plate armor..."

: 022-"I didn't find any traps !!"

: 023-"Wonder what this button does ?"

: 024-"Don't worry, he is probably just first level."

: 025-"This 250' wall has so many holes, it should be easy to climb."

: 026-"I'll just close my eyes and walk up to the dracolisk holding up my mirror"

: 027-"Can I eat this green slime?"

: 028-"I'll just walk up to the dragon invisibly"

: 029-"Why is this man speaking in sign language?"

: 030-"This type of undead can't drain levels"

: 031-"I'll open the door, sneak up on him from behind and backstab him!"

: 032-"We are in luck! The dragon is sleeping"

: 033-"That's only a statue"

: 034-"There is no trap on the door, so let's open it"

: 035-"Look, behind you!!!"  Said by a gnome(pc) to an ogre as a disliked
:      parttymember crept up.  End of the other member.

: 036-"I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is!"

: 037-"Don't worry, the DM won't hose me"

: 038-"We'll untie the prisoners and lock them in the closet."

: 039-"Why can't we take Clarissa (Disguised evil high priestess) with us?"

: 040-"How much will you give me for this idol I found (cursed)?"

: 041-"I'm not powerful enough, can't you just give me second level."

: 042-"Don't I get the farie fire bonus on my parry."

: 043-Star Wars:"Stormtroopers can't hit a Wampa at this dist..."

: 044-Traveller:"Who took the battery out of my grav belt?"

: 045-"They're wearing blue robes?  They must be Druids.  Roll for initiative,
:      suckers."  (At which point the polymorphed Bone Devils ate him.)

: 046-"I see HOW MANY wights?!"  (from the crypts of Ravenloft)

: 047-"Don't worry, wyvern don't attack unless they're provoked."

: 048-"You watch the door, I'll take out the Gas Spore (Beholder) that's guarding
:      the treasure."

: 049-"A Nightmare, huh?  I'll attack for one round and prepare to run."

: 050-"I'll take off my armor so I'm silent and slip past the dragon."

: 051-"They need a twenty to hit me, I'm invincible"

: 052-"Don't worry sir, we can handle it."

: 053-"I bet that without Mjolnir you're a real wimp."

: 054-NPC: "Lets drop our weapons and talk."
:     PC : "Okay!"

: 055-"We killed all monsters on this level."

: 056-"I've been here before. There are no traps in this section."

: 057-"What do you mean 18 meter long crocodile--you just said crocodile."
:  
: 058-"Well ...., I'll touch it again"

: 059-"I attempt to disbelieve"

: 060-"I cast a fireball" (into a 10'x10'x10' room)

: 061-"I know if I draw a card I'll get the VOID."

: 062-GM:"You're very lucky, you all don't know how lucky you are! Save or take
:         210 points of damage"

: 063-GM:"You don't get your +5 for being a dwarf, because it's special bodak
:         power"

: 064-" It's OK, I trust her..." ... *BOOM!!!!!!*

: 065-"Stand back you wimps.  I'll kill it." 

: 066-"Oops."

: 067-"OK! I moon the Balrog!"

: 068-"My first arrow MISSED the magic-user pointing at me?? OK, I shoot again!"

: 069-"Where'd that thief go now?"

: 070-"Trap? What trap?"

: 071-"So what?"

: 072-"Don't be silly.  If this was really the ship's "Self-Destruct Button",
:      do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it?"

: 073-"Hmmm...the sign on the door says, "AIRLOCK".  I wonder what's inside."

: 074-"You're all a bunch of wimps!!  I'll prove to you myself that an entire
:      orc stronghold is no match for your average barbarian."

: 075-"All right, we're in an unexplored dungeon in total darkness with no
:      light sources or infravision...Hey, I know!!  Let's yell and scream a lot 
:      so we can locate each other by sound!!"

: 076-"I'm going to kill our captives anyway, and I don't give a damn whether
:      the other goody-good PC's like it or not."

: 077-"Y'know, since our druid's been so obnoxious, it would probably serve him
:      right if we set his precious forest on fire."

: 078-"A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough.  You see, right away I
:      recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter."

: 079-"A creature with two BABOON heads on a scaly REPTILIAN body?  With
:     TENTACLES for arms?  Hunh.  Must be some stupid wizard's magical construct.
:     Let's kill it."

: 080-"Yes, it's true I humiliated the DM in front of the debating team
:      Wednesday, but he's much too broad-minded to take it out on my character."

: 081-"OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm
:      gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!"

: 082-"I drop trough and expose myself to the arch-mage as a gesture of contempt."

: 083-"Well, guys, I'm sorry my activities in the last town got us all tarred
:      and feathered, but you're not going to hold that against me, are you?"

: 084-"No, I'm sure there's some stipulation that says a disintegrate spell
:      won't work if the spellcaster casts it on himself.  Here, I'll prove it."

: 085-"Oops, I spilled flaming oil on my beard.  I'd better wash it off after
:      we kill this fire lizard."

: 086-"Well, we know he's LAWFUL evil, so he should keep his word when he
:      promised not to betray us."

: 087-"So I'm safely across the pit?  Whew!  For a minute there I was worried
:      that you might remember my encumbrance penalties."

: 088-"Well, as long as I've stumbled into Princess Savitra's bedroom, I might
:      as well try to seduce her."

: 089-"Thank God!!  A hobgoblin camp up ahead!  Maybe they can help heal our
:      wounded!"

: 090-"Don't worry!  The chances of me blowing a climb walls roll twice, at my
:      level, are infinitesimal."

: 091-"All right, I jump...Now on the way down, I activate my ring of feather
:      fall...no, wait, didn't I lend it to Jim?"

: 092-"So you're Tiamat, huh?  Are you evil?  Yes?  Would you like to convert?"

: 093-"I cast a `gate' spell and gate in the Iraqi Air Force."

: 094-"Well, *I* trust our party thief, and if he says this door isn't trapped,
:      that's good enough for me."

: 095-"Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...Here goes nothing..."

: 096-"I swing the Toxic Avenger's mop at the grenade so I can bat it across the
:      room at the aliens...Wait!  Isn't that grenade Contact Fused ???"

: 097-"All right, I guess Toronaga's right.  There can't possibly be anything on 
:      the other side of this airlock.  Why not open the damned thing."

: 098-"Whistling sounds?  Naw, they can't have a grenade launcher!"

: 099-"Okay, there's nothing guarding the bridge.  I go through the door and find
:      the helm."

: 100-"They can't possibly outflank us.  We have a multi-scanner!"

: 101-"Come on!  Arrows versus Kevlar?"

: 102-"What do you mean Tsu Han's pilotting the shuttle?  Does he even have
:      Insystem Pilot?  WHY ARE YOU SMILING AND SHAKING YOUR HEAD?"

: 103-"So that giant fell into the pit?  I'll jump over it and get his treasure."

: 104-"Oh, that sorceress looked a little pale when she examined the mirror which
:      has the pentagram in front of it on the floor.  I think I'll break the
:      mirror."

: 105-"It's not trapped, you just want it to yourself."{He still got it for 
:      himself.}
:      
: 106-"Me first Me first."

: 107-"Dinosaur? Hey, no problem, right Balinor?"

: 108-"You call yourself a barbarian, you son of a witch ?"

: 109-To powerful demon:  "Try me sh*t breath!"

: 110-To sleeping dragon: "Oops, sorry...didn't mean to disturb you."

: 111-"Come on, we haven't found any traps so far."

: 112-Ranger: "What do I see?"
:     DM:"Do you remember the trap that killed Indy's guide in Raiders of the
:         Lost Ark?"

: 113-"Diamonds ... Gold... Saphires !!! Terry! Terry, we're rich, we're
:      rich, we're fabulously wealthy !!!!  ...Terry .....  Terry ??"

: 114-"Let's walk this way."

: 115-"Hey folks, follow me, I remember the way to the dungeon exit."(Lost)

: 116-"I never get to have any fun!"

: 117-"You mean they get to use the critical hit chart too?"

: 118-"Hey, I know a dragon when I see one."

: 119-"What do you mean the whole room we're in detects as a trap?"

: 120-"Hey you! Frost Giant! How's the weather up there?"

: 121-"Just watch, I bet I get the one item that's cursed."

: 122-"I'm invincible!"

: 123-"Don't worry.  I know what I'm doing!"

: 124-"Stop!"

: 125-"A sign labeled `pit'?  I walk up to it."

: 126-"No problem.  That's easy!"

: 127-"Hey, I found it.  I'm keeping it."

: 128-"I think we'll have to reason with him."

: 129-"Hah! I'm not dead yet.  I still have five hit points."

: 130-"Oh, no.  We're being rescued.  How embarrassing!"

: 131-"Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points."

: 132-"I stand right underneath the Fire Giant and point my wand straight up."

: 133-"Don't worry.  I've got a plan."

: 134-"They can't see me.  I'm invisible!"

: 135-"I wonder what's in here?"

: 136-"He wouldn't try that trick again!"

: 137-"My two mutations? ...But I've only one!"

: 138-"Just because you're a dragon doesn't mean you can push ME around."

: 139-"They don't look so tough."

: 140-"I'm SURE there are no traps."

: 141-GM: "FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO..."
:     PC: "I look for the light switch."

: 142-"What do you mean trolls regenerate!?!"

: 143-"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

: 144-"I'll open it."

: 145-"It seems easy enough"

: 146-"I think he can be trusted."

: 147-"Those noises are probably nothing."

: 148-"I'll pull the lever."

: 149-"Money!"

: 150-"Magic is for wimps."

: 151-"Oh.  He'll miss.  Just look at my AC."

: 152-"Oh no!  Let's go help them!"

: 153-"Run away!"

: 154-"I want to kill something."

: 155-"All clear, guys."

: 156-"Gummy werebears? They should be cake to kill once they turn human."

: 157-"Wait a minute, didn't the old man say something about a curse?"

: 158-"Hey, where'd all the big spiders come from?"

: 159-"Okay, Ed, your underwear explodes!"

: 160-"Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..."

: 161-"AGAIN!?!?!"

: 162-"He shot out my eye? Okay, I tear out my other eye and throw it at him
:      as a gesture of defiance."

: 163-"I pull the metal ring out of the sphere."(Recognize a Holy Hand Grenade?)

: 164-"This is a push-over dungeon."

: 165-"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea."

: 166-"I'll use my taunt skill."

: 167-"Your mother was a Gully Dwarf."

: 168-"My God will protect me."

: 169-"You wouldn't dare!"

: 170-"Hey, we're out! We're safe!"

: 171-"I'll try it on."

: 172-"C'mon!  We're a team!"

: 173-"You don't look like a mage!"

: 174-"It'd be stupid to trap this!"

: 175-"I'll kick the door in!"

: 176-"It could be dangerous!"

: 177-"Here, hold this rope while I go down."

: 178-a)"I thought you brought the food!"
:     b)"I thought you brought the antidote!"

: 179-"Well, if you didn't belch, who did?"

: 180-"Isn't there anything exciting in this dungeon?" (said to GM)

: 181-"Uh guys? Hello? Anyone?"

: 182-"Dragons give you a lot of Exp."

: 183-"I know an illusion when I see one."

: 184-"Who's the bitch with the spiders?" (ahhh! the infamous Lloth)

: 185-"I sit on the pale lady with the funny teeth." (Ahhh! the infamous vampire)

: 186-"Mysterious shadows in the room? I'm not scared --- you can't spook me!"

: 187-"There's a smell of gas, huh? Well, my lantern is hooded. It ought to be
:      safe."

: 188-"Take off my armor and try to swim? Forget it --- I worked hard to get this
:      +3 plate mail. Besides, the DM never lets anyone die --- he wouldn't
:      let me drown, would he?"

: 189-"I cast a lightning bolt at the ochre jelly."

: 190-"Lightning bolts don't ricochet off stone walls, do they?"

: 191-"A ballista? What's that? How many dice of damage does it do?" {Twenty.It's like a
:      crossbow, only MUCH larger.}

: 192-"So what if he calls the guard? A backwater town like this can't have
:      a very big militia."

: 193-"Only six inches long? Ha... Wait, you don't mean six _scale_ inches,
:      do you?" {said in miniature-figures-game. Character itself was 3/4" high.}

: 194-"...and then I... Uh, guys? Why are looking at me like that? Guys?"
:      {After using a spell called "Polymorph Other" }

: 195-"What do you mean, `It doesn't work' ?" {Item with no more charges left.}

: 196-"Oh these, I've fought them before..."

: 197-"Then I'll hit him back!" {spoken at the start of a bar brawl.}

: 198-"I'm bored..."

: 199-"Quick!  What did that scroll say ?"

: 200-"How did he dissappear like that ?" {About a hostile warrior with a ring
:      of invisibility and two attacks per round.}

: 201-"I'll try to pick his pockets." {Pockets belonged to a level 30 mage.}

: 202-"Maybe we should just kill him."

: 203-"Read it to me." {It was a fireball scroll.}

: 204-"You mean there's more ?" {About undeads which entered the room}

: 205-"MAGIC ITEMS!"

: 206-"He looks like a sunburnt elf?  Huh."

: 207-"I'll light a fire." (In the woods at night (attracted bears)}

: 208-"You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit!"

: 209-GM:"You DID take the swimming skill?" (to a player when character fell
:        overboard.)

: 210-"I'll stand guard." (Didn't want to enter orc cave.Orcs were out. Orcs
:      came back.)

: 211-"What do you mean I hear water?" {in a tunnel}

: 212-"I bar the door!" {Door opened inward.}

: 213-"I'll cover you!"

: 214-"Take out a Beholder's eyes, and Bingo!"

: 215-"I can't possibly miss..."

: 216-"Don't worry, I can hit him!  I can hit him!"

: 217-"Shut up, bird!" {to a parrot who happened to be repeating the True Name of
:      a demon which subsequently exterminated the party}

: 218-"But he has to be our friend!"

: 219-"How would you like to have this sword?"

: 220-NPC:"Take this ring as a token of my esteem." {This party no longer accepts
: 	 gifts from unknown NPC's.}

: 221-PLAYER:"BEGONE THINGS OF EVIL!!!"  REPLY:"Begone thing of good."

: 222-"I go through the door... Wait, I check for traps!"

: 223-"Don't be silly. That kind of monster NEVER follows you."

: 224-"I run up to the monster, throw my magic net over it, and try to take the
:      jewel from around its neck." {But nets don't stop creatures from biting.}

: 225-"Hmmm... odd-colored walls. Well, I touch one." {turned to stone}

: 226-"I wonder what the black-and-yellow striped ring above the seat does?"
:      { Ejection Seat. No atmosphere and no vacc-suit.}

: 227-"What do you mean, vacc-suit proficiency? I thought it was perfectly
:      straightforward, like wearing clothes..."
:      [From a character attempting to fight hand-to-hand in one.]

: 228-"But the directions SAID to `pull pin and throw' !"
:         [From a beautifully role-played traveller character from a non-
:          technological world. He was given a scout ship survival pack,
:          which among other gimcracks, contained concussion grenades.
:          When he got in trouble, of course, he pulled the pin out of
:          one and threw it ("it" being the pin, naturally)...]

: 229-"Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean?"

: 230-"Why the hell do you always put `Graf' before your name? Is that this
:      backward planet's equivalent of `Duke' or something?"

: 231-"Don't worry - I have Pilot-7."

: 232-"What do you mean `energy weapons are illegal' ?"

: 233-"DO NOT OPEN"

: 234-"Easy kill."

: 235-"I've got you now!"

: 236-"Is this one really able to breath fire?"

: 237-"Trust me. I know what I'm doing"

: 238-"I open the door and see who it is." {in response to a knock on the door}

: 239-"I jump off the roof - He won't get my last HP then."

: 240-"Oh cute!  Look at the fuzzy little cubs!"

: 241-"Your armor is too noisy.  Wait here and I'll scout ahead."

: 242-"I explain to the ogre that it was an honest mistake."

: 243-"Oh, he puts those in all of his dungeons.  It's a gas spore."

: 244-"Hubba hubba!  The nymph's taking off her clothes!"

: 245-"Whoever did this must be long gone by now."

: 246-"Easy, boy.  What's this stupid horse's problem?"

: 247-"You mean ...  this ... is the last ... torch?"

: 248-"Oh don't worry.  The poisonous ones have orange stripes."

: 249-"I really didn't know it was against the law."

: 250-"You racist!  They're elves.  So what if they're black?"

: 251-"This flickering torch light is playing tricks on my eyes.  It almost 
:      seemed as though that chest moved by itself."

: 252-"Demogorgon."

: 253-"What's the duration of this Fly spell?"

: 254-"I don't understand.  It should be dead by now."

: 255-"Finally!  I thought that troll would never die."

: 256-"If we look brave and fearless, they won't attack."

: 257-"I'de feel better if we had some crampons.  Oh, what the hell, let's go
:      for it."

: 258-"I wouldn't worry about the thieves' guild -- they don't have a clue who
:      did it."

: 259-"Aha!  So you're the [killer/spy/vampire]!"

: 260-"It doesn't look very fast; we can easily swim across."

: 261-"While they're fighting the dragon, I sneak around behind him and examine
:      his hoard."

: 262-"I wish we had a 10 foot pole.  Oh well."

: 263-"Ha ha ha!  Let's put bookworms in his spell research library."

: 264-"I rolled a 20.  How could that be a miss?"

: 265-"I've got plenty of spells; I don't need to carry a weapon."

: 266-"I'm heir to the crown.  They wouldn't dare!"

: 267-"Don't you understand?  The odds will be even.  If we can't see them, they
:      can't see us."

: 268-"Who's bringing up the rear?"

: 269-"It's only one wight.  The others are just ghouls."

: 270-"But [longbows/match locks/nuclear weapons] haven't been invented yet..."

: 271-"Look, I don't care what you think of her, or her "demonic smile."  She's
:      hot to trot.  So, if you'll excuse us..."

: 272-"I've got better things to do than run your petty errands, your highness."

: 273-"What?!  I thought you said fifTEEN kobolds."

: 274-"It'll be a short ocean voyage.  One week's worth of food and water will be
:      enough."

: 275-"I won't fall in; I just want a better look at what's down there."

: 276-"Ochre jelly?  Ok, everyone, break out the bread and the peanut butter."

: 277-"Quit clowning around.  Look, whichever one of you is doing that, it's not
:      funny."

: 278-"Hey!  Where's my components?"

: 279-"For some reason I had always imagined that bugbears were somewhat smaller."

: 280-"A trap?  That's exactly what we're supposed to expect.  I think this DM is
:      more imaginative than that."

: 281-"After what we took, he won't be able to afford an assassin."

: 282-"They're usually not aggressive.  If we leave it alone, it'll leave us
:      alone."

: 283-"Wanna see my new spell?"

: 284-"Something's wrong with my d20."

: 285-"That was no healing potion!  I'm gonna kill that swindler!"

: 286-"Ha!  That's the oldest trick in the book."

: 287-"Hey, Bill, cast a Detect Invisibility, quick.  Bill.  Bill?  Where's Bill?"

: 288-"Cover me."

: 289-"I think it's asleep."

: 290-"Look at the size of those tracks!"

: 291-"Can you make out this next rune?  It looks like someone spilled coffee on
:      this scroll."

: 292-"..23..24..Well, that's the last of his arrows."

: 293-"Watch this."

: 294-"Well, if I remember correctly, it's AC 7, 3+1 HD, 1d8 damage.  Hmm..."
:     <scribble> <scribble>
:     "I should defeat him around the 4th round and still have
:      about 12.5 hit points left.  Ok, let's rock!"

: 295-"No problem!  I'll just cast a ... whoops, I forgot.  I'm just 2nd level,
:      aren't I?"

: 296-"Did you see that guy's head?  I wonder what did this."

: 297-"Damned be him who first cries, 'Hold, enough!'"

: 298-"If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful."

: 299-"Zoinks!  I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me."

: 300-"I ain't afraid of no ghost."

: 301-"Geez, I'm kind of low on funds.  Ok, I'll take 500 gp for the healing
:      potion."

: 302-"I bet it's just an illusion."

: 303-"Well, at least I tried...?"

: 304-"It's only an illusionary red dragon!"

: 305-"I'll attempt to patch it up." {...finding a hole in the cargo bay of the
: 				       the orbital shuttle}

: 306-"I'll cut the red wire."

: 307-"Hey, I'll try to hide in shadows." {Room full of Shadows(kind of monster
: 					 in AD&D)}

: 308-a)"I cast a powerball." {inside an elevator}
:     b)"I shoot him with my laser." {inside a crowded elevator}

: 309-"I cast a hellblast." {at a gas station}

: 310-"Let's blow open the airlock."

: 311-"I jump from our car into theirs."

: 312-"YOU are the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen." {to an 8 foot tall troll}

: 313-"What do you mean 'the bullets are just bouncing off'!"

: 314-"O.K. pal, take your best shot."

: 315-"Let's rush them."

: 316-"There's no way they'll ever find us."

: 317-"What could possibly go wrong?"

: 318-"Him? What is HE doing here? I thought we killed him!"

: 319-"I throw a grenade at them." {in the middle of a weapons storhouse}

: 320-"Guys, I'm out of ammo."

: 321-"I tackle her." {She was a wolf shapeshifter in human form}

: 322-"Dragon? What dragon?"

: 323-"I shoot a missile at one of the wasps."

: 324-"Does anybody in the group have Doc Wagon?"

: 325-"A juggernaught? What the hell's a juggernaught?"

: 326-"Get him!"

: 327-"I give him the finger..."

: 328-"He has a threat rating of WHAT ?"

: 329-"Guys, there's some giant bugs in the hallway."

: 330-"Do you think it's a toxic spirit?"

: 331-"What's with that wierdo with the teeth?"

: 332-"I put my AK97 under my coat and go to the subway."

: 333-"How many teeth does it have?" {character used to make chains of the
: 				    teeth of his dead opponents}

: 334-"'Brak'? That's a stupid name for a barbarian!"

: 335-"Blue, no...wait, Yellow! Aaaaarghhhh" {to a bridgekeeper}

: 336-"Shit, it's a minefield, leggit !!!"

: 337-"Call me Kregor the Undying!"

: 338-"Let's split."

: 339-"They will flee in terror from my <name of Assault Mech Class>"

: 340-"Feel like surrendering ?"

: 341-"Give you my T.O.&E ?! Figure it out yourself..."

: 342-"It's only infantry."

: 343- while rolling dices "Please God, not an ammo explosion..."

: 344-"Stupid fool. Tried to scare me by firing LRMs at my feet. I charge
:      right at him."  {character standing in a minefield}

: 345-"Sure you can use the LRM Carrier platoon in this scenario ."

: 346-"Airstrike? Sure.....But I get one too."

: 347-"I'll hide my ship near the planet's ring?" {which is where several hundred
:      nuclear missile-equipped automated battlesats were hidden}

: 348-"That's an interesting headband you're wearing pilot Smith."
:     {kamikaze headband}

: 349-"I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised."

: 350-"Say, what's that red dot on your forehead?"  {laser sight}

: 351-"I'm a vampire. No mortal can kill me."

: 352-"What a stupid 'bot." {It was a hunter-killer drone}

: 353-"Jamming at full power, they'll never scan through that!!"
:      {enemy used anti-radiation missiles}

: 354-"What kind of idiot would set boobytraps in his own home?"

: 355-"No, I wasn't reading the module. I was just looking at the pictures."

: 356-"Black Ice in Mom and Pop's Grocery?!" {front for money launderers}

: 357-"Funny, doesn't *look* like a cyberpsycho...."  {but it was one}

: 358-"Corporate geek, huh? I throw my beer on his fancy suit!"
:      {Arasaka exec with bodyguards nearby}

: 359-"No security force is *that* fast responding."

: 360-"I have a very bad feeling about this."

: 361-"I'm sure they didn't trace me."

: 362-"I throw the grenade..." (Onto a proch less than ten feet away)

: 363-"We'll let him fire the mortar, he's not to good with a gun."

: 364-"Um... I charge the machine gun nest."

: 365-"I think I'll rob that place."

: 366-"Naah. He's the DM, he never kills PCs."

: 367-"I turn the red gem so that the little carving points right at the one on
:      the wall above it. Then I rotate the  ..."

: 368-"No, you idiot, they can't hear us crawling around out here!"
:      {yelled to another PC}

: 369-"So they have a tank...big deal! I have an M-16!!! I can kill it."

: 370-"What do you mean they threw it back ?"

: 371-"There is only two left..."

: 372-"No, sir. We're gonna protect this fire base. They won't get past us...
:      ...Arc Light ?!?! What do you mean the B-52s are on their way ???"
:      {after being ordered to evacuate a camp that will be attacked in four
:       hours}

: 373-"Switch to 2nd Edition? Okay, what the hell..."

: 374-"Do something, SCHMUCK !"

: 375-"Hey, wow, something that really DOES 'go bump in the night' !"

: 376-One of these must be the right one...just start pushing buttons at random,
:     we'll hit it."

: 377-"In my present mood I could cast 'Speak with Dead' and talk to myself."

: 378-"Oh, that's just a light wound."
:     "Ach, is doch nur 'ne Fleischwunde..." {in German}

: 379-DM: "You know you're 6' high and sitting on a 3' high horse in a saddle
: 	designed to keep you from falling. Now you're charging at full speed
: 	into a 7' high cave. What are you going to do ?"
:     PC: "Hit my head on the cave roof ?!" {He took a *lot* of damage...}

: 380-"I just HAVE to know what that magic trap(/item) does."

: 381-"Oh, that bat's not much of a problem." {playing ULTIMA Underworld}

: 382-"Let me have this stupid skeleton with my two-handed sword."

: 383-"I tell the guard to go fuck himself, bit I say it in a nice way."

: 384-"I wish all these bloody things were dead." {spoken by a PC wearing a ring
:      of wishes (he didn't know about), the entire party was wounded so they
:      died like two of ten demons they were fighting.}

: 385-"You are on my side, aren't you ?!"

: 386-"Open that door, slut!" {said by PC to another PC(femalefighter), she
:      cuts him in two after that}

: 387-NPC: "Surrender !"
:     PC1: "Don't shoot. I give up, but let this guy(PC2) go, I took him as a
: 	  hostage..."
:     NPC: "Okay, okay, but first of all drop all your weapons!" {said to PC1}
:     PC2: {taking out his Heavy Autopistol} "Shall I drop my weapon,too ???"

: 388-"Computer, I'd like to register my mutation... It's Machine Empathy."

: 389-"Sacrifice...?"

: 390-"My Skill? ... Vehicle Operations... Flybot...! ... Oh shit!"

: 391-"I'll try to fix it."

: 392-"I step back as far as I can." {In an elevator}

: 393-"I try to talk to the blob."

: 394-"A Communist sticker on the Warbot? ... I'll shoot it off."

: 395-"I'll put my head in, and see what's inside."

: 396-PC1: "So... who knows how to drive?" {noone knew but they didn't care...}

: 397-"You mean this suit is nuclear powered? Get me outta here! ... Guys?"

: 398-PC: "Citizen Marks-R reporting treasonous activity in a corridor."
:         "What colour corridor is that, citizen?" {computer}
:         "The corridor? Umm...It's Blue."

: 399-"It has an ejector seat? I pull the lever." {in a helicopter-like Flybot}

: 400-"Beeping? O.K. I put it back in my holster."

: 401-"I'll hold my breath and run through the gas."

: 402-"I'd better carry the explosives, I've got demolition skill."

: 403-"Oh shit... I'll try to teleport again."

: 404-"Umm... Do I have a gas mask?"

: 405-"I knock at that door."

: 406-"Save vs spell ? Why ? Doesn't matter! I've got a save on a 4."
:     {said it rolled his dice and was disintegrated on a roll of 3}

: 407-"I try to resurect him with this rod."

: 408-"Was that rune inscribed on the cage important ?"

: 409-"Want some help ?" {said by an magic apprentice}

: 410-"Quick !! How does one UNSUMMON a demon lord ?"

: 411-"I wonder what this wand does ?" {waving it around}

: 412-"Remember that demon that you HAD imprisoned down in the cellar ?  Well..."

: 413-"I thought lighting the candles around the pentagram was YOUR job."

: 414-"I finally shot that owl that's been folowing you around !"

: 415-"By the way, what's the reverse of "summon"?"

: 416-"That fire wand only had 25 charges left on it ?!"

: 417-"How does one control something once it gets out of the pentagram ?"

: 418-"The warding circle for this demon wasn't continuous before, was it ?"

: 419-"Let's see what'll happen when I mix these two potions together ?"

: 420-"So this wand fires a fireball if I point it at something and say 'Braxat'?"
:     { Boom !!!!!! }

: 421-"You wouldn't happen to have a banishment spell memorized...?"

: 422-"Hey, I bet I can do that better than you can!"

: 423-"Oh, that component was worth THAT much ?"

: 424-"But this was supposed to be foolproof!"

: 425-"I thought you said "Cone of Cold" not "Coin of Gold"!"

: 426-"What kind of glue do you use to fix a DragonOrb ?"

: 427-"Master, I kind of forgot to feed your familiar." {never seen again}

: 428-"What's in this bottle ?" * POP * "Uhh... oh-oh..."

: 429-"Sorry about that, Master. I promise I won't wave your wand around again...
:      Hmm...what's this frog doing here ?"

: 430-"Is this scroll pronounced 'HAStur HAStur' or 'HasTUR HasTUR' ?"

: 431-"Hey, where did I put the top to this Decanter of Endless Water ?"

: 432-Master: "Hey, where is my staff of power, you know, the one with the rune on
: 	     it ???"
:     Apprentice: "Was that your Staff of Power ? That end table in the den at
: 		 home needed a new leg and you TOLD me to fix it ..."

: 433-"Okay, I put the fire resistence potions in the red bottles, and the cold
:      resistence potions in the blue.  Or was it the other way around ??"

: 434-"I thought this spell required a 5-sided star..."

: 435-"Master, why was this mirror lying faced down on the table ?? Master ???
:      Gee, where'd he go ? {scratches head}

: 436-"We are all out of candles, so I used lanterns to surround the pentacle..."

: 437-Apprentice: "Well, Master, I finally managed to learn the enlarge spell.
: 		 Now, could you please tell me how one gets rid of a 50' big
: 		 rat ?"

: 438-Apprentice: "Excuse me sir but, theoretically, what would happen if someone
: 		 summoned, oohhh, lets say a major demon from the 376 level of
: 		 the Abyss ?"

: 439-"With this body in my possesion I shall now rule the world!!"

: 440-"Why does the writing on that book disappear while I am reading it ?"

: 441-"That nice wizard from across town paid me 2000gp to deliver this box to
:      you...  Me thinks -- It must be some kind of clock !"

: 442-"Let me control this steering-wheel now."

: 443-PC hires NPC to be a spy; PC is in contact with NPC via walkie-talkie :
:     NPC:"I see it coming...aaargllhhhh" {sough}
:     PC :"What do you mean 'aaargllhhhh'? Hey man, I've paid for this."

: 444-DM:"All of you successfully hit the dragon. It doesn't do anything."
:     PC:"You mean it doesn't even wake up?"
:     DM:"Suddenly, from behind you a *living* white dragon..."

: 445-DM:"You crash through the door and find about 10 goblins. They look
: 	surprised."
:     PC:"I say, 'Boo'!"

: 446-"Come on, there's no such thing as a sword made of arsenic..."

: 447-"It probably just wants to be friends."

: 448-"Don't worry, what are the odds of rolling a 1 on a d20 ?"

: 449-"It doesn't look like anyone is hiding in here."

: 450-"Aw, come on. I'm sure he's forgotten about that last time."

: 451-"I light the torch. What do you mean there is a sizzling sound ?"
:     -* BOOM *-

: 452-"I'll kill that sucker if it's the last thing I do." {It was...}

: 453-"I hear a clic-clac? OK, I'll do a fast peek, like in Miami Vice. Those
:      guys never got shot."

: 454-"I bet this is not under current."

: 455-"Come on, there are more good mutations than defected ones."

: 456-"Who cares about f*king telepathics. Lets torch him."

: 457-"I know how to handle a flame thrower."

: 458-"I'm so tired. I'll sleep during my watch tonight. Nothing will happen."

: 459-"I never fall asleep during guard jobs."

: 460-"I want my reward."

: 461-"I wake up quickly!"

: 462-"Bugger! Failed my Intelligence test."

: 463-"YES! A naked maiden in the woods, I just have to take a look."
:     {...visit the nymph...}

: 464-"Anything but a fumble now...."

: 465-"I am not getting short-changed by this guy."

: 466-"Let this Alien Queen come in. We'll roast her with our flamers...What do
:      you mean 'no oxygen in the atmosphere' ?"

: 467-"Ok, since I am going to die  anyway, I pull the pins off all the grenades
:      on my body..."

: 468-"You must be kidding! No?"

: 469-"Are you sure this female goblin could do 6 points of damage with flail ?"
:     {He had only 5 points.}

: 470-"Don't worry! I still have a dagger attack."

: 471-"Come on, do you really think they could throw a grenade through that small
:      window ?!"

: 472-"I don't care. I'm taking a bath right now."

: 473-"Hey, wake up, they're coming... For Heaven's sake, WAKE UP!"

: 474-"No retreat, no surrender!"

: 475-"Hey scumbag, we'll do it my way, or I'm gonna have to kill you."

: 476-"Turn !!!" {to bone golem}

: 477-"Sure, give me 5 cards." {from the Deck of Many Things, being offered by
: 			      a man in black robes}

: 478-"Look, you're on top of a building, you behind cover, he is firing full
:      auto. There is no way he can hit you."

: 479-"While my elemental is attacking, I'll cast Magic Missile..."
:     {to which the elemental attacked him}

: 480-"What do you mean the skull is floating in the air?" {Demilich float}

: 481-"Hey, she's female. Don't worry, this GM never has female villians."

: 482-"My Character is being careful."

: 483-"Isn't the rope double-secured up there!?"

: 484-"A cute looking coala with a WHAT!? THEY can't use Kalashnikovs, no!?"

: 485-"That auto-targetting laser can't hit me! I have human reflexes."

: 486-"Don't worry. This is just another empty room."

: 487-"Hey man, they're just two lousy orcs..." {He never saw ogres before.}

: 488-"This trap only hits one time. Trust me, I'm sure."

: 489-"Elves don't die. They live eternally." {Not this one, of course}

: 490-"Shit. Why did I slay the healer ?"

: 491-"NOOO, don't touch anything inside..."* BOOM * {inside a laboratory}

: 492-"I can banish this demon."

: 493-GM: "You encounter some goblins."
:     Party: "BANZAIIII" [charge]
:     GM: "Hmm, didn't I say, they're 84."

: 494-"Don't worry. This ship won't sink with this little water inside."

: 495-"Come on you cowards. This guy is dead since hundreds of years."
:     [kneeing near a skeleton]

: 496-"Wait. Let me first look through the keyhole." [a trapped one]

: 497-"What do you mean 'No reaction' ? I hit him again harder !"

: 498-"Don't worry. With the amount of modifiers you've got there's no way he'll
:      hit you."

: 499-"He just fell off the 10th floor? I run over and catch him."

: 500-"Live and let live ? Yeah, right!"

: 501-"I guess this has to be the location shown at the map. But what the means
:      this title 'M_NEFI__D'" *BOOM*	{bad luck it was a minefield}
